So back to me, or thats what these journals are about, right?

Today I looked in the mirror and I thought, wow is there really someone better looking than me? If there is then they must make people blind and get attacked by little animals. I was looking at how shiny my hair hair was and I thought that I should let it grow out then I could give it to the less fortunate... Maybe a crack addict that accidentally lit their hair on fire? Then it hit me, I did not know what to wear. I mean everything looks great on me but REALLY, what was I going to wear. I threw on a shirt and some pants and a coat and gloves and shoes and a black leather belt and a scarf and a ring and a hat. I went in the Gucci store on the corner and then people started taking pictures of me. This one woman was taken away screaming , saying that she waited her whole life to see me, and that she wanted a floor tile that I walked on. The sales lady could not show me anything that I have not bought before and so after looking at every store, and contacting fashion designers, I realized I was doomed. Is there not a piece of clothing that I cant look more than spectacular, devastating, good or more importantly great? I was so depressed that I threw up two more times than normal.



Im kidding!! I'm not shallow at all. I just wanted to let everyone know that I adopted a kitty, and that I am excited because we may have homes for the two other wild kitties. I posted the whole story with my deviation "Othello"